Mike - the joke is great! I shall copy and paste it to my dad and no doubt he will ask me where I heard it and I shall tell him 'a very nice chap on the internet' and he will in turn take my internet away...
I really do love this song and I believe it is a hit in the making. I was interviewed on my local radio station last night and they played one of my original songs and a cover and I truly believe if I recorded this awesome song they would play it, I could then ive you a plugf or ten and that is sometimes all it atkes... it really is brilliant, sorry to gush.
I also love the way you sing it so dont put yourself down - my version would be as pained and passionate as yours but perhaps with a little more 'prettiness' in the vocal!
I have messaged you my private email address on here. Let me know how we can do this as I am singing along to it now, I'm itching to record it!!
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
I have tried posting this joke 3 times and it wont show up?! Where's the joke you promised me?
If this joke shows up 3 times I'm sorry!!
Stace
Ps I love this song, I'd love to record it....
Popped back - voted, supped my tea and am now letting you know my myspace is www.myspace.com/staceyjyoung - thanks for the interest, friend request me if you're on there.
Ha ha - nice tactic Mickeyray, may try that one! I adore the joke, brilliant!!!
I love cats...
2 old ladies sitting on a bench eating their cheese sandwiches and drinking their flask of tea. A naughty little flasher approaches and whips open his mac. One of the ladies has a stroke, the other can't reach.
WOW! This is amazing! Seriously dude I think you're better than Billy Joel, Elton John, Tommy Cooper and Will Smith combined! Good luck in your chart battle against Leona Lewis, Mickeray for Number One!