Like the Swine Flu song man. I was just gonna write one, Maybe I will anyway and we can compete againt each other hehe.
Good Luck

OH NO ITS YOKO - HOT HEAD - LYRICS
-V1-
Oh No it's Yoko, From Japan.
Oh No it's Yoko, I Heard She's A Fan.
Oh No it's Yoko, And She Needs A Man.
Oh No it's Yoko, Ono !
-V2-
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's Starting to Sing.
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's Doing Her Thing.
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's Got A Wedding Ring.
Oh No it's Yoko, Ono !
-V3-
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's in The Yard.
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's Working Hard.
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's Got A Green Card.
Oh No it's Yoko, Ono !
-V4-
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's in John's Bed.
Oh No it's Yoko, I Heard John Said.
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's Raising the Dead.
Oh No it's Yoko, Ono !
-CHORUS-
Oh No it's Yoko Ono
ANd Do You Know What They Said ?
Oh No it's Yoko,
That Should Have Been Shot Instead..
Oh No it's Yoko, Hide the Band.
Oh No it's Yoko.
-BRIDGE-
Oh No.
-Finish-
~:)
This Song Copyright 2009 Scott Mears, All Rights Reserved.

OH NO ITS YOKO - HOT HEAD - LYRICS
-V1-
Oh No it's Yoko, From Japan.
Oh No it's Yoko, I Heard She's A Fan.
Oh No it's Yoko, and She Needs A Man.
Oh No it's Yokom Ono !
-V2-
Oh No it's Yoko, Starting to Sing.
Oh No it's Yoko, Doing Her Thing.
Oh No it's Yoko, With A Wedding Ring.
Oh No it's Yoko, Ono !
-V3-
Oh No it's Yoko, in The Yard.
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's Working Hard.
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's Got A Green Card.
Oh No it's Yoko, Ono !
-V4-
Oh No it's Yoko, in John's Bed.
Oh No it's Yoko, I Heard John Said.
Oh No it's Yoko, And She's Raising the Dead.
Oh No it's Yoko, Ono !
-CHORUS-
Oh No it's Yoko Ono !
And Do You What They Said ?
Oh No it's Yoko,
That Should Have Been Shot Instead..
Oh No it's Yoko, Hide the Band.
Oh No it's Yoko, Oh No.
-Finish-
~:)
This Song Copyright 2009 Scott Mears, All Rights Reserved.

GIRLS LOVE SEAMEN - HOT HEAD - LYRICS
-V1-
When the Ship Comes In, the Girls All Grin.
When the Ship Hits the Dock, the Girls Start to Rock.
They Love Dreamin', of Seamen,
The Girls Love Seamen.
-CHORUS-
They''ll Walk Your Planks, They'll Turn Your Cranks.
They'll Raise You're Sails. They'll Sperm Your Whales.
They Love Dreamin', of Seamen.
The Girls Love Seamen.
-V2-
When in the Captains Mess, the Girls Undress.
They Like it Best, in the Crows Nest.
They Love Dreamin', of Seamen,
The Girls Love Seamen.
-CHORUS-
-V3-
When the Spice is Old, the Girls Get Bold.
When the Bags Full of Gold, the Girls I'm Told,
They Love Dreamin' of Seamen,
The Girls Love Seamen.
-CHORUS-
-Repeat-
-Finish-
~:) This Song is Copyright 2009 Scott Mears, All Rights Reserved.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARBIE - HOT HEAD - LYRICS
-V1-
I Love My Barbie, She's My Doll. I Buy Her Clothes, at the Mall.
I Take Her With Me, Every Where. I Don't Care if People Stare.
-CHORUS-
Today is Barbie's Birthday Time. Barbie's 50, And Looking Fine.
Happy Birthday, Barbie Doll. I'll Be Here To Catch You, When You Fall.
-CHORUS-
-V2-
My Barbie Needs Me, She Can't Stand. I Give My Barbie, A Helping Hand.
She May Be Old, But She's Mine. I Change Her Clothes, All The Time.
-CHORUS-
-V3-
My Barbie Bends, She's Got Passion. She Sets New Trends. She Starts New Fashions.
She's My Baby, She's My Queen. At The Beech We Wear Sun Screen.
-CHORUS-
-Happy Birthday Barbie Doll. Happy Birthday Barbie.
-Finish-
~:) This Song is Copyright 2009 Scott Mears, All Rights Reserved.

THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL - HOT HEAD-LYRICS
-V1-
Is That Her, Calling My Name? Is That Her, Calling to Blame?
Is That Her, Calling the Cops? Is That Her, Calling Body Shops?
-CHORUS-
That Beautiful Girl, She Knows My Name,
Cause I Wrote it On Her Forehead, Again.
That Beautiful Girl, She Knows My Number,
Cause I Carved it in the Side of Her Hummer.
-V2-
Is That Her, Driving by Fast? Is That Her, Driving by Her Past?
Is That Her, Driving by My Home? Is That Her, Driving By All Alone?
-CHORUS-
-V3-
Is That Her, On the Radio? Is That Her, On the TV Show?
Is That Her, Looking So Fine? Is That Her, She Used to be Mine?
-CHORUS-
-Finish~:)This Song Copyright 2008-2009 Scott Mears, All Rights Reserved.

STANDING IN MY UNDERWEAR - HOT HEAD - LYRICS
-V1-
I Showed Up in Time, I Stood in Line.
I Paid For the Food. And Paid For the Wine.
-CHORUS-
Now I'm Standing Here in My Underwear,
Wondering if You Still Care.
-V2-
Met Your Folks, Laughed At Their Jokes.
I Brought Desert, And I Brought the Smokes.
-CHORUS-
-V3-
Went to the Mall, You Had a Ball.
You Didn't Want One, You Wanted Them All !!!
-CHORUS-
-V4-
Paid with Cash, Paid with Debit.
Paid with Check, Now I Aint Got No Credit.
-CHORUS-
-ADD-
Cause I Don't, Care, Standing Here in My Underwear.
No I Don't Care, I Don't Care if You Stare..
-Finish-
~:) This Song is Copyright 2008-2009, Scott Mears, All Rights Reserved.

SPRING FEVER - HOT HEAD - LYRICS
-V1-
About This Time, Every Year.
I Don't Feel Gay, But I Feel Queer.
My Temperature, Starts To Rise.
All I Want Is Chicken Thighs.
-CHORUS-
I'm Think I'm Sick, I Need A Chick.
It's Spring Fever.
I'm Think I'm Sick, I Need A Chick.
I Need A Clever.
-V2-
When the Days Are Long.
And The Sun Don't Sink.
I Want My Chicken.
And I Want It Pink.
When I Feel Hungry,
I Want It Sweet.
I Put Some Honey,
On My Chicken Meat.
-CHORUS-
-V3-
When My Spring Fever,
Takes Me For A Loop.
I Wash it Down,
With Chicken Soup.
I Love My Fever.
You Know It's True.
I Love To Eat My Chicken Stew.
-CHORUS-
-Finish-
This Song Is Copyright 2009 Scott Mears, All Rights Reserved.